Ok, first you have to find the unkosher pig. You can either:
A. Run into walls until the pig gets curious about what the hell you're doing and comes over to see.
B. Grab a pot and a tin ladel and keep banging them together calling "here pig-pig-pig-pig-pig! I'm not going to hurt you, really! I'm just going to smash your little head in with this pot! It'll feel good, I promise!", and hope he comes.
or C. Light your armpit hair on fire.